kanyewesticle:

my kind of diet is eating everything i can then hoping to lose weight over night

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dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

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burgerkid:

when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you

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how do i stop growing up this isn’t fun anymore

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a-different-kind-of-royalty:

"What do you plan to do with your future?"

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illkim:

Summer expectations

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Summer reality

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white people: this is SO spicy
me: it's water
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unbeliefs:

me: i just did 5 squats why am i still fat

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